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prejaculate:

i can’t hang out tomorrow i’m too busy doing nothing alone sorry

For almost 18 years you’re taught to sit down, shut up, and raise your hand. Then you have to decide what you’re going to do for the rest of your life.


disneyfansonly:

Love Disney? This blog is total Disney!!

I refuse to reblog someones text post if a word is spelled wrong no matter how much I agree

theirs:

a zoo of dogs dressed up as other animals

In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

couple-of-dumbasses:

leviisacutelittleshit:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

*faint laughter from Britian*

*history teachers crying*


Will you shut the fuck up? We’re trying to watch TV.
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