i can’t hang out tomorrow i’m too busy doing nothing alone sorry
For almost 18 years you’re taught to sit down, shut up, and raise your hand. Then you have to decide what you’re going to do for the rest of your life.
I refuse to reblog someones text post if a word is spelled wrong no matter how much I agree
mother: is it a boy or a girl?
doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor
WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD
easy there henry
whos henry what thef uck?
*faint laughter from Britian*
*history teachers crying*